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![]() ![]() 加入日期: Jul 2001 您的住址: 台北
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《一位外籍婦女有一天擦窗戶時》
一位外籍婦女有一天擦窗戶時,不小心跌至窗外的垃圾桶中。 剛好經過的阿強看見這名雙腳露在外面的婦女........... 阿強不禁嘆了一口氣:「外國人還真是浪費,這個女人至少還可以用上十幾年,這樣就扔了,真可惜!」 《男廁所公告》 (中文版) 小便向前靠 水滴不外落(ㄌㄠˋ) 勤練彈指功 健康又乾淨 異物不入池 檳榔不亂吐 (英文版) Would you please stand closer, because your " Big John " is not as long as you think. Thank you very much ! 以上取自於網點.... ![]()
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![]() ![]() 加入日期: Jun 2000 您的住址: UK
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我也分享一則
嗯,蠻好笑的,我也分享一則
My husband was bending over to tie my three-year-old boy's shoes. That's when I noticed my son, Ben, staring at my husband's head. He gently touched the slightly thinning spot of hair and said a concerned voice, "Daddy, you have a hole in your head. Does it hurt?" After a pause, I heard my husband's murmured reply: "Not physically." 三月號讀者文摘,很可愛
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