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《一位外籍婦女有一天擦窗戶時》

一位外籍婦女有一天擦窗戶時，不小心跌至窗外的垃圾桶中。

剛好經過的阿強看見這名雙腳露在外面的婦女...........

阿強不禁嘆了一口氣：「外國人還真是浪費，這個女人至少還可以用上十幾年，這樣就扔了，真可惜！」


《男廁所公告》

(中文版)

小便向前靠 水滴不外落(ㄌㄠˋ)
勤練彈指功 健康又乾淨
異物不入池 檳榔不亂吐

(英文版)

Would you please stand closer,
because your " Big John " is not as long as you think.
Thank you very much !


以上取自於網點....:p

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嗯，蠻好笑的，我也分享一則

My husband was bending over to tie my three-year-old boy's shoes. That's when I noticed my son, Ben, staring at my husband's head.
He gently touched the slightly thinning spot of hair and said a concerned voice, "Daddy, you have a hole in your head. Does it hurt?"
After a pause, I heard my husband's murmured reply: "Not physically."

三月號讀者文摘，很可愛