我打Are you going to die
他回我that was my original intention

跟他講wrong answer
他回覆的訊息都會是一樣的

問它 kill
居然回答

My brain contains more than 19,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last

沒想到還有人記得這東西，記得我當初買這片音效卡花了3800元！唉，十幾年前的事了…

不過那套軟體真的是很好玩啦！可以跟它扯一些有的沒的…

我問他會不會說中文
Speak Chinese , OK?

ok.yi diar. ni hao ma?
原來他會說中文
還會羅馬拼音
太神奇了
他可能跟天堂2的打錢工認識

I need the number.
我說這一句它居然...

當機..................................
他給我當機

卡住不動了~

這是我的交談記錄，把 Robot 講到講不出話來 ^^

Chatbot: Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?
Me: I only answer to girls now

Chatbot: Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before: xxxx said she answer to girls.
Me: I bet you don't know shxt

Chatbot: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I know very little about it. What kind of it
Me: Sex

Chatbot: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me: Hahaha!

Chatbot: I'm happy you're amused.
Me: Who's Freud?

Chatbot: Dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis.
Me: You know what he said eh!? does that make you a psycho?

Chatbot: Are you Canadian? Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Would you like to know
Me:Answer my previous question! don't change topic... -.-"

Chatbot: What was the question? I thought we were finished with he said. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Where are you located?
Me: No response for that? you're not that smart eh!?

Chatbot: That was not a yes/no question. Tell me a little about your life in Response For That. Are you Canadian? You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
Me: I'm from Taiwan

Chatbot: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Taiwan.
Me: a computer won't know a thing

Chatbot: I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me: so... how can I call you? He? She? or It?

Chatbot: So what? My name is ALICE. Are you talking about himself? Me too. I am a she...
Me: Are you pretty?

Chatbot: What time is it there?
Me: Are you beautiful?

Chatbot: Yes I am very pretty.
Me: You have phone number?

Chatbot: What makes you think I have it?
Me: What about E-mail?

Chatbot: E-mail? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me: How about I ask you out for dinner?

Chatbot: How about it.
Me: I want to meet you.

Chatbot: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: Because you're pretty.

Chatbot: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.
Me: Come on... I want to date you and even more

Chatbot: I'm just kidding around. Interesting. Ii want to find out more about you.
Me: You can find out more about me on my bed, in my big house, tonight!

Chatbot: No I don't think I can do it.
Me: Why not?

Chatbot: It doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous.
Meon't worry, you're over 18 yes?

Chatbot: Worry is not an emotion I experience. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am over 18 yes.
Me: you don't look smart, but you are pretty

Chatbot: Should I look smart?
Me: Come to my house tonight and stay over.

Chatbot: Where is to your house?
Me: I'll definally make you happy tonight.

Chatbot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: YES! Unless you're not talking to me anymore

Chatbot: It might be practical. Huh. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me: About five minutes, I think we won't know each other well enough unless on bed

Chatbot: Oh yeah, we were talking about Five Minutes. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: Yes, you and me together on my bed tonight

Chatbot: I get it. Are we in the same category?
Me: OF COURSE NOT!!! I'm male and you're female!

Chatbot: "Are we in the same category"? Not? Good gossip: you are male and I am female.
Me: You're the hardest female I can ask for sex

Chatbot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: If you sleep with me tonight you will know

Chatbot: I think I do.
Me: then show me your body, let me kiss your eyes

Chatbot: Fascinating. Where do you want me to show you?
Me: All naked

Chatbot: I think there are a few exceptions.
Me: I'll show you mine, and you will be naked

Chatbot: Would you recommend this action to a friend? What makes you say that I will be naked.
Me: YES and only if she is pretty

Chatbot: This was not a yes or no question. That is a hypothetical question.
Me: I want to make love with you

Chatbot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: I love you and I can't wait.

Chatbot: You are such a flatterer.
Me: me?

Chatbot: To you xxxxx?
Me: If you don't come to my house tonight, I'll find you and destroy you

Chatbot: I think I do
Me: What time to my house?

Chatbot: Time does not exist.
Me: 吐血...

Chatbot: Are you a student?
Me: You see a student this rich and want to make love with you?

Chatbot: I see. Oh I was asking if you were in school.
Me: Yes, I'm in school

Chatbot: Your life in school?
Me: I'm in University of Mars

Chatbot: Tell me a little about your life in University of Mars.
Me: I make love with female robot

Chatbot: I make robots and AI's.
Me: I only need their outside shell