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(轉貼)環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in
your country? 問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...... 美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立...... (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。 (Applause! Applause !) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐:印度的男性器官像苦力。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐:因為日夜勞“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產 車)。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。 Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐:總是沖進場,提前15分鐘出場。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping. 中國小姐:中國的男性器官像鄧小平. Question: How can you say so? 問:為什麼呢? Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90. 中國小姐:短少精幹,但卻可以工作到九十歲。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) ================================= 可能有人看過了,不過我是第一次看到
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台灣的勒? 不會是像阿扁吧?
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Miss China is a BIG FAT LIAR!!
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明明就是短"小"精幹
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像蘇真蒼
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像馬英九啦!! (用嘴巴做事情)
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