笑話一則!
A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his
pal:
「Hey! That's “Jurassic Park” Director Steven Spielberg over there!」

「God, I wish he'll come over to say hi.」

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a heavy punch on the
nose.

「Hey!! What's that for?!」

「You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbor!」


「I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!」

「Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the same!」


Spielberg walks back. The Chinese man calmly walks over and gives
Spielberg a really heavy punch on the face.

「What the... !?! 」

「YOU BLOODY AMERICAN! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!」

「No, no, an iceberg sank the Titanic!」

「Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!」

（"Steven Spielberg"史帝生史匹柏
　"Pearl Harbor"　　珍珠港
　"Titanic"　　　　 鐵達尼）