人類翻的都不一定讓人看的懂了
踢牙老奶奶

「I didn't know what to do, but I had to stop it. I ran forward into the crowd, yelling for them to stop, but... I... I tripped and fell in the mud. I looked up and saw the face of a kindly grandmother. I reached for her hand and... she kicked me right in the teeth.」

GOOGLE中翻
「我不知道該怎麼辦，但我不得不停止它。我向前跑入人群，喊他們停下，但...我...我絆倒在泥下降。我抬起頭，看到一個老奶奶慈祥的面孔。我伸手她的手......她踢我就在牙齒。」


這麼多年了，電腦翻譯還是沒啥長進啊.....