c.h.i.n.a.中國
come here. i need affection.
來這，我需要愛！

k.o.r.e.a.韓國
keep optimistic regardless of every adversity.
雖然事與願違，但保持樂觀 ！

我覺得這兩個蠻貼切的，比最後日本那個好笑多了