作者Cudacke

QQ1:
Guru:Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?
(妳比較喜歡那一種的女朋友,缺了一邊乳房或者是半個腦的?)
情人眼裡出西施

QQ3:
女:The stores are not nice to poeple.I don't like it.
(店家對人不和氣,我不喜歡)

男:Stores are never nice to people;They're nice to credit cards
(店家對人從不和氣,他們只對信用卡和氣)
麻雀變鳳凰

作者惡蟲

QQ2:
Master Chief:I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself,......
(我從未見過野生動物為自己感到難過,..........)

G.I.Jane 魔鬼女大兵