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把電腦放進櫃子裡,
然後買顆手榴彈,粘在櫃子內側,拉一條短線接在門內側...
接著在門上貼告示
如此保證不會被偷,就算真的有小偷,也絕對跑不掉
以上是惡搞
以下是真的...
買個側版與面板有附鎖的重機殼,或是自己做
然後把他跟桌子或是一些不易移動的家具用鎖鏈鎖在一起
再不然買個準系統,好藏,
最消極的辦法是:買筆電,帶著跑...
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Rule #12: Never date a co-worker.
Rule #13: Never involve lawyers.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live!
Rule #51: Sometimes you are wrong
純白の吸血鬼は微笑む：私を殺した責任、とってもらうからわ - アルクエイド ブリュンスッド
貴方に出逢い STAR輝いて アタシが生まれて
Was aus Liebe gethan wird, geschieht immer Jenseits von Gut und Böse - Friedrick Wilhelm Nietzsche
Cain was the first man ever to strike down another... and when the Lord came to him and said ‘What have you done!?’, Cain could not hide his crime. For the voice of his brother’s blood cried out from the very ground
The world has been your battlefield, everywhere you go. The blood of brothers and sons screams out against you. Perhaps you cannot yet hear it, because the soil is not your own, but you will... you will
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