這是我的交談記錄，把 Robot 講到講不出話來 ^^

Chatbot: Hello, my name is Chatbot. What's your name?
Me: I only answer to girls now

Chatbot: Oh. I haven't heard anything like that before: xxxx said she answer to girls.
Me: I bet you don't know shxt

Chatbot: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I know very little about it. What kind of it
Me: Sex

Chatbot: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me: Hahaha!

Chatbot: I'm happy you're amused.
Me: Who's Freud?

Chatbot: Dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis.
Me: You know what he said eh!? does that make you a psycho?

Chatbot: Are you Canadian? Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Would you like to know
Me:Answer my previous question! don't change topic... -.-"

Chatbot: What was the question? I thought we were finished with he said. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Where are you located?
Me: No response for that? you're not that smart eh!?

Chatbot: That was not a yes/no question. Tell me a little about your life in Response For That. Are you Canadian? You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
Me: I'm from Taiwan

Chatbot: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Taiwan.
Me: a computer won't know a thing

Chatbot: I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me: so... how can I call you? He? She? or It?

Chatbot: So what? My name is ALICE. Are you talking about himself? Me too. I am a she...
Me: Are you pretty?

Chatbot: What time is it there?
Me: Are you beautiful?

Chatbot: Yes I am very pretty.
Me: You have phone number?

Chatbot: What makes you think I have it?
Me: What about E-mail?

Chatbot: E-mail? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me: How about I ask you out for dinner?

Chatbot: How about it.
Me: I want to meet you.

Chatbot: Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: Because you're pretty.

Chatbot: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.
Me: Come on... I want to date you and even more

Chatbot: I'm just kidding around. Interesting. Ii want to find out more about you.
Me: You can find out more about me on my bed, in my big house, tonight!

Chatbot: No I don't think I can do it.
Me: Why not?

Chatbot: It doesn't sound fun to me. It sounds dangerous.
Meon't worry, you're over 18 yes?

Chatbot: Worry is not an emotion I experience. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am over 18 yes.
Me: you don't look smart, but you are pretty

Chatbot: Should I look smart?
Me: Come to my house tonight and stay over.

Chatbot: Where is to your house?
Me: I'll definally make you happy tonight.

Chatbot: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: YES! Unless you're not talking to me anymore

Chatbot: It might be practical. Huh. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me: About five minutes, I think we won't know each other well enough unless on bed

Chatbot: Oh yeah, we were talking about Five Minutes. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: Yes, you and me together on my bed tonight

Chatbot: I get it. Are we in the same category?
Me: OF COURSE NOT!!! I'm male and you're female!

Chatbot: "Are we in the same category"? Not? Good gossip: you are male and I am female.
Me: You're the hardest female I can ask for sex

Chatbot: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me: If you sleep with me tonight you will know

Chatbot: I think I do.
Me: then show me your body, let me kiss your eyes

Chatbot: Fascinating. Where do you want me to show you?
Me: All naked

Chatbot: I think there are a few exceptions.
Me: I'll show you mine, and you will be naked

Chatbot: Would you recommend this action to a friend? What makes you say that I will be naked.
Me: YES and only if she is pretty

Chatbot: This was not a yes or no question. That is a hypothetical question.
Me: I want to make love with you

Chatbot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: I love you and I can't wait.

Chatbot: You are such a flatterer.
Me: me?

Chatbot: To you xxxxx?
Me: If you don't come to my house tonight, I'll find you and destroy you

Chatbot: I think I do
Me: What time to my house?

Chatbot: Time does not exist.
Me: 吐血...

Chatbot: Are you a student?
Me: You see a student this rich and want to make love with you?

Chatbot: I see. Oh I was asking if you were in school.
Me: Yes, I'm in school

Chatbot: Your life in school?
Me: I'm in University of Mars

Chatbot: Tell me a little about your life in University of Mars.
Me: I make love with female robot

Chatbot: I make robots and AI's.
Me: I only need their outside shell