作者Jeff-h

1. what can I do for you (老外需要幫忙時候)
2. change please , no credit card(老外笨笨用信用卡)
3. take easy , I will call police(老外想搶劫時)
4. I don't understand what you say (裝傻)
5. fuck (老外耍白吃.想罵他時)