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Originally posted by jeanny
比爾蓋茲乾脆成立微軟銀河太空艦隊,去ET家賣Windows 3.1.....


原著已不可考......

"Star Trek Lost Episodes"
transcript.

銀河飛龍軼事
劇本

<Picard> "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at
finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able
to access their command pathways?"

<畢凱>「鷹眼,你有沒有找到博格人的任何弱點?還有,百科,你是
否已接上對方的指揮通道?」

<Geordi>"Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching
through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."

<鷹眼>「有的,艦長。事實上,我們是在有關二十世紀末電腦科技的
檔案中找到的。」

<Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.

<鷹眼按了一個鍵,一個標幟出現在電腦螢幕上。>

<Riker looks puzzled.> "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"

<瑞克面露疑惑>「『微軟』是個什麼玩意兒?」

<Data turns to answer.> "Allow me to explain. We will send this
program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command
pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming
system resources at an unstoppable rate."

<百科轉身回答>「讓我來解釋。我們要把這個叫做『Windows』的程式
送入博格人的命令通道中。只要它進入了他們的底層命令單元,它就
會不停地消耗系統資源。」

<Picard> "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their
processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"

<畢凱>「但博格人具有適應性。他們不是可以修改他們的操作系統來
增加他們的儲存容量?」

<Data> "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a
new version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources
increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to
adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be
taken over and none will be available for their normal operational
functions."

<百科>「是的,艦長。但當『Windows』發現這點時,它會造出它的
一個新的版本,叫做『昇級版』。每次出新版時,它消耗資源的速度
都會呈指數倍增,博格人根本就來不及適應。到最後他們所有的計算
能力都會被消耗殆盡,而無法進行正常的運作。」

<Picard> "Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable
geometric shape' idea."

<畢凱>「做得好,這比那個『無解幾何形』的主意還要好。」

. . . 15 Minutes Later . . .

. . . 十五分鐘後 . . .

<Data> "Captain, we have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the
command unit and as expected it immediately consumed 85% of all
resources. We however have not received any confirmation of the
expected 'upgrade'."

<百科>「艦長,我們已經將『Windows』植入他們的命令單元。正如
預期地,它立刻消耗掉全部資源的85%。可是我們還沒有得到任何有
關『昇級版』的消息。」

<Geordi> "Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and
CPU capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an
'upgrade' to compensate for their increase."

<鷹眼>「我們的掃瞄器發現博格人的儲存容量和CPU能力都有提昇,
但仍然沒有任何『昇級版』的跡象。」

<Picard> "Data, scan the history banks again and determine if their is
something we have missed."

<畢凱>「百科,再搜尋一遍歷史資料庫,看看我們有沒有漏掉什麼。」

<Data> "Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in the 'upgrade'.
Apparently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not
sending in their registration cards.

<百科>「長官,我想有一個原因會使得『昇級版』不來。顯然博格人
沒有寄出他們的註冊卡,才會躲掉我們計畫的這一部分。」

<Riker> "Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin
emergency escape sequence 3F . . ."

<瑞克>「艦長,我們沒有選擇了。請淮許啟動緊急脫離程序3F...」

<Geordi, excited> "Wait, Captain I just detected their CPU capacity has
suddenly dropped to 0% !"

<鷹眼興奮狀>「等一下,艦長,我剛偵測到他們的CPU能力忽然掉到0%!」
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希望有天能昇級成windows.
舊 2003-12-03, 08:03 AM #34
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