Scott clone: I do.

(Scotts gather around Timberlake.)

Timberlake: That is a **** load of Stifflers!

(All Scotts crack their necks in unison. Timberlake puts on his sunglasses and does the "bring it on" hand motion. His #1 hit starts playing and he starts dancing to it while beating up the Scotts. More Scotts come in to fight. Sound of a record scratching as there is a close up on Timberlake. He does a jump in mid air which turns into a slo mo kick. He hits one of the Scotts who in turn accidentally punches another Scott. Scott who got punched grabs the one who hit him by the collar and punches him repeatedly while saying...)

Scott: Stop hitting yourself.

(One of the Scotts fart.)

Scott who was punching: Who farted?

(All break out into laughter.)

One of the clones: Seans! Focus! (All stand up straight and stop laughing.) Let's get Mr. Timberlake. (All jump on top of Timberlake like the Smiths did and yell "Sean pile!" as they do it. Close up on the Sean right on top of Timberlake. He licks his finger and starts sticking it in JTs ear.)

Scott: Wet willy, Mr. Timberlake.

(Timberlake screams and throws all the Scotts off him. Walks up to a Scott and punches him hard in the face.)

Scott: Ow! (He is back in his Trinity outfit and all the Scotts are gone.) Justin, you really hit me! (Pushes Timberlake.) That is so not cool! (They get into a little pushing match. The camera backs up to show us that we were watching them on the Architect's moniters. A hand clicks the pen to return all the screens to Neo. Camera pans around the room to show Scott and Timberlake next to Neo. The Architect's chair wheels around to show Will Farrell as The Architect. Picture -> http://ishouldcoco795.20m.com/farrellarchitect.jpg)

Farrell: Hello, I've been waiting for you three.

Neo: Who are you?

Timberlake: Yeah! Who are you?

Farrell: I am The Architect. But please, call me Larry.

Scott: Hey, Larry!

Timberlake: Lar-RY! Ha ha!

Farrell: I created the matrix and several popular video games including Cubert and Dig Dug.

Timberlake: Remember that?

Scott: Yeah yeah!

Farrell: I did not create Frogger, but I came up with the name for it. Can you believe they wanted to call it "Highway Crossing Frog?"

Scott: Huh! That is so lame!

Farrell: I know. That's the lamest thing I've ever heard of. Highway Crossing Frog!

Neo: Why am I here?

Scott: Yeah, why are we here?

Farrell: Is there an echo in here? (Is there an echo in here?...) The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming to the matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you irrevocably remain human. Ergo, concordantly, vis a vis... You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool.

Neo: You haven't answered my question.

Farrell: You're feeling a little vulnerable right now so you just need to chill out. Hmm? Can you do that? Appreciate that. Thank you. Now, origianally Neo was the chosen one to host the show but hosting is a full time commitment and he's been a little distracted lately. (Trinity pops up on moniters.)

Neo: Trinity.

Farrell: See what I'm talking about? That's why I brought in Seann and Justin because you, my friend, are completely pussy whipped.

Seann and Justin: OHHhhH!!! *Whip crack sound*

Neo: Bull****. (Neos on screens: Bull****!)

Farrell: Watch the sass, Captain Sassy Pants.

Scott: Yeah, you're kinda spazzin out dude.

Neo: You haven't answered my question.

Farrell: Yes I did. You see when--

Neo: You haven't answered my question.

Farrell: I'm trying! You just need to let ME talk.

Neo: Why am I here?

Farrell: Mmmmm! Would you shut UP?!

Neo: You won't let it--

Farrell: No, YOU won't let it! I'm the one who talks! K? Mouth shut, ears open!

Neo: You haven't ans--

Farrell: You do NOT want to see me get out of this chair! Ergo open your yapper one more time and I'm gonna architect...a world of pain ALL OVER your candy ***! ERGO!!! VIS A VIS!!!

Neo: This is about--

Farrell: CONCORDANTLY!!! (Regroups.) Justin.

Timberlake: Yeah?

Farrell: I apologize. I don't usually like to use my big voice.

Timberlake: That's alright dawg. Just tell us how we get to the movie awards.