2手DVD 聖堂周末記
 

禮拜6的晚上, 閒閒去看看百視達的租片各色人潮, 順便聽聽時下的選片對話...
小朋友都亂趴地上, 好像在搞 Home Party
--難怪百視達的地板都被他們擦的一閃一閃...
突然! 心跳100, 原來是險見一排 NT$70 的2手 DVD 好片...
媽呀, 馬上忘了呼吸選了3片去櫃臺, 準備回家爽到星期天
(It's a 3 ways to Sunday, U see.)
結果, 客服人員大概是工讀生吧, 竟說

—工讀生：「NT$140.」
—me：「買2送1?」
—工讀生：「對呀.」
—me：「那你等我一下：）」

結果, 我魂飛魄散的又抱了12片上櫃臺(Hey,Hey,Hey, Batman1,2,3,4, Lethal Weapon4...大部分是哥倫比亞的 AMARAY Case & 華納兄弟的 Paper Snap Case.)
走人時, 馬上發見一撮人的背影像吸血鬼一樣向2手 DVD區移去...
"It's getting hot in here, so take off all ur clothes.
Hot air, Hot air, So Hot it Hurt!"

安全躲入車內的me在me的車上邊唱 GEORGE MICHAEL 的百萬金曲"Amazing", 邊清理著這些寶貝們, 眼淚不禁奪眶而出..."I guess that cupid was in disguise, The day you walked in and changed my life, I think it's "Amazing", The way that love can set you free. So now I walk in the midday sun, I never thought that my saviour would come, I think it's "Amazing", I think it's "Amazing", I think you're "Amazing"...Celebrate, Celebrate, Celebrate..."

-Ψ聖堂騎士

百視達的二手DVD有買二送一?
我怎麼都不知道丫